OVERTHINKING

✿: What is your muses favourite scent?

☼: What is your muses favourite kind of weather?

☤: Is your muse allergic to anything?

♫: Does your muse like music? What kind?

✉: What is something your muse would write about?

✈: How far has your muse travelled away from their home?

💕: Does your muse have any crushes?

★: What is your muse’s zodiac?

✞: Does your muse have an religious beliefs? What are they?

∞: Is there something about your muse that has been constant throughout their life?

✘: What are your muses pet peeves?

💲: What is your muse like with their money? What’s their financial situation?

⚽: What’s your muse’s favourite sport?

✔: What is your muse’s sexuality?

✋: Is your muse left or right handed?

👓: Does your muse need reading aids? Contacts or glasses?

🎒: What does your muse normally keep in their bag?

🚑: Does your muse have any disabilities/impairments?

👕: What is your muse’s fashion sense like?

🎲: Does your muse like to gamble?

🍕: What’s your muses favourite food?

🍸: Does your muse like to consume alcohol? What’s their favourite kind?

“You’re my best friend, you’re supposed to tell me when I’m dating an asshole.”

“Bro-date, just you me and some nachos.”

“As your friend I’m allowed to tell you when you’re being an ass and you’re being an ass.”

“Remember that time we pretended we were dating because that creep wouldn’t leave you alone? Good times.”

“You’re not alone, you’ve got me.”

“Only you would find my offensive jokes funny.”

“I’ll be your wingman!”

“I know what you need, icecream and a bad movie!”

“No wonder people think we’re a couple, we eat pizza naked together.”

“Please don’t tell anyone, I trust you.”

“Don’t push me away, you’re my best friend.”

 “You’ve told me that story twenty times already.”

“You’re such a bitch/jerk, it’s a good job you buy me food.”

“Someone was talking smack about you, long story short I spent a night in a cell.”

“I’m only saying this because we’re friends, you can do so much better.”

“They think we’re together, I think we should play along.”

“No homo, but I love you like I love pizza.”

“I know we’re not kids, but I really think we should have a sleepover.”

“Are you eating my food?”

“Ugh, I can’t stay mad at you.”

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”

“Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.”

“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”

“I can resist anything except temptation.”

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”

“To define is to limit.”

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”

“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

“Every woman is a rebel.”

“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”

“Youth is wasted on the young.”

“An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.”

“Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to them.”

“Some things are more precious because they don’t last long.”

“It takes a great deal of courage to see the world in all its untainted glory, and still to love it.”

“The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.”

“Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.”

“The basis of optimism is sheer terror.”

“Only the shallow know themselves.”

“One should always be in love. That’s the reason one should never marry.”

“No man is rich enough to buy back his past.”

“Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.”

“Irony is wasted on the stupid.”

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.