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I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.
Characters who are so closed off abouf their past calling out a name their new friends have never heard before
No wait that’s actually an amazing idea
rocket in sabrina carpenter fit
Something tells me that Sabrina chose this for Rocket stans #fr #no clickbait #im correct
some questionable headcanons.
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just thinking too much about how (and why) rocket doms & subs in all (well, most??) of his different incarnations. of course there’s lots of crossover because at his core, rocket is always rocket, but sort of… reskinned by the experiences in his different worlds.
i spent way too long thinking about this while traveling over the weekend. NSFW (mdni) with gn reader below the cut my loves. just some ramblings/musings that are subject to change according to my mood.
I studied this more than my uni work.
I can imagine every single one of these playing out perfectly. Dae, you’re a genius. Am I surprised? No, not at all. You’re God.
And the detail is INSANE??? May I get a slice of your brain please 😁🙏🏼
first of all… °՞(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞° compliments from you are like manna from the goddamn heavens. i always wanna burst into tears whenever you reblog my silly shit
second of all as someone who works at a university in the united states (not a professor; unfortunately i am much more expendable than that), this was very funny to me. wondering if i can increase my current job security by teaching a one-credit humanities course. rocket raccoon: character analysis through the lens of fandom (and smut).
I would absolutely be putting in every single one of my hard earned buckaroos towards this course in attempts to become at least half as talented at you 🧎🏻♀️
And I would 100% be one of those kiss-ass students that plead for extra Rocket material to study (just to look at him? Maybe.)

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@hibatasblog shared this frame with me earlier because they’re a goddamn genius and a hero to the community and i am now off to read All-New Guardians of the Galaxy (2017-2019). full page & additional publication info/credit below the cut.
thanks, @hibatasblog ♡♡♡ you perfect honeycomb, you amazing little firefly, you golden dahlia, you absolute jewel
ROCKET YOURE DYING WHY ARE YOU YAPPING ABOUT THAT
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just thinking too much about how (and why) rocket doms & subs in all (well, most??) of his different incarnations. of course there’s lots of crossover because at his core, rocket is always rocket, but sort of… reskinned by the experiences in his different worlds.
i spent way too long thinking about this while traveling over the weekend. NSFW (mdni) with gn reader below the cut my loves. just some ramblings/musings that are subject to change according to my mood.
I studied this more than my uni work.
I can imagine every single one of these playing out perfectly. Dae, you’re a genius. Am I surprised? No, not at all. You’re God.
And the detail is INSANE??? May I get a slice of your brain please 😁🙏🏼
✨️AWOOGA✨️
Guys… I’m getting a vision… 😛
Brilliant drawing idea: me surrounded by a bajillion dollars (accurate because I’m a bajillionaire) (not clickbait) (my card declined for a sauce from mcdonalds today)
fun fact: i was gonna doodle this on my phone but i recently installed a privacy screen so no-one can see me writing raccoon-smut and it unfortunately reduced my screen sensitivity too much to draw accurately. so we had to wait till i had time for a paper-doodle
j’me & rocket & a bajillion dollars worth of mcdonalds sauces
rocket remains unimpressed. his favorite is the mambo sauce and this is mostly sweet & sour
i’ll have you know that i infused each & every crappily-drawn sauce packet with a deeply-energized wish for your financial well-being bby. some day we’ll be able to order shitty fast food without breaking the bank. I believe it
MY SWEET AND SOUR SAUCES🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
I WOKE UP THIS POST AND IMMEDIATELY EVAPORATED I LOVE IT SM
You’re so talent and SO fucking funny😭😭
thinking about writing a fic where you (try to) teach rocket how to do tim tam slams
do it
°՞(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞° I HAVE NO TIME
….i’ll try
I LOVE TIM TAM SLAMS
I had a whole packet last night with hot chocolate and I’ll never reach that level of happiness from anything else I swear😭

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all of you guys may have moved on but mentally, I'm still here:
I know a lot of people don't like it, but this movie was just so chef's kiss for me in so many ways, I have so much love for it and I can't even really put into words why
y'all are just sleeping on it
People are genuinely shocked when I tell them Vol. 2 is my favourite. I would turn this movie into a cereal and eat it every morning if I could.
this panel goes insanely hard
I physically can’t look away from this, it’s so beautiful
Proof ✩°。⋆ A Moment in Space
An Interlude. (18+only MDNI excerpt below the cut) Domestic Scenes in Space Travel ✩ Installment Six. find the rest of Kinktober 2023 here.
18+ only MDNI | no use of y/n | f!reader | oneshot | complete | word count: 1,786.
rocket wants something to remember you by while he’s away. just a short little ficlet with no plot whatsoever. we jump right into the smut with no prep so uh be prepared for that i guess. during kinktober we say "fuck everything - including plot.” based on day 13 of @flightlessangelwings’ Kinktober 2023 Prompt List ~ recording.
WARNINGS: smut. begging. orgasm delay, references to exhibitionism, little bit of impact play, dirty talk, praise, use of "slut"/"whore" (affectionate). the sex is (extremely) consensual but there are some dubcon elements (specifically the recording itself - it gets sorted). this oneshot doesn’t really fit with the overall sweatshirt girl timeline (somewhere between installment 4 and 5, except nothing should happen between 4 and 5 lol) but just roll with me k?)
read Proof on ao3 ❤︎❤︎
✩ Domestic Scenes in Space Travel Masterlist ✩ Fuckin adorable sweatshirt girl art by @blueberrysquire back one installment ✩ forward one installment
I read this as soon as I saw the sneak peek and oh. my. god. These kinds of plots are goldmines to me. Dae, you have done it again and holy SHIT I am FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. If I ever get the privilege of meeting you in my lifetime, I’m bowing down and pledging my allegiance.
He was so tinyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭
i live
BECK HAS RISEN FROM THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP
I REPEAT
BECK. HAS. RISEN.

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What I would give to see these two meet
NO JOKE !!
EVERYTHING I OWN.
Rocket + Goggles
I did some sketches of Rocket with his cute little goggles and I couldn't decide which I liked best so I just colored all of them!