My middle name isn't Salad, it's Anthonio

Escargot is sooooo groooosss, so why do I want to go out with Caesar and eat it again >.<

I think you might just like going out with me, JoJo.

I’VEEE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAAAAAILLROOOOADDD

He's insane

Caesar is just so like, casually cool. He’s just like, wow.

Caesaring your salad

"How do I spell Caesar?" he whispers to himself as he writes this post in front of me.

Dunking you in the toilet for this public display of humiliation.

Caesaring your salad

"How do I spell Caesar?" he whispers to himself as he writes this post in front of me.

My boobies get a proper grammatical sentence. That's how much they mean to Joseph.

Caesar please, I need stroganoff

I'm fairly certain dinner was already decided on since yesterday, JoJo. I cannot make you stroganoff today.

My JoJo can do anything through the Power of Jonathan.

Power of Jonathan

You are reminding me that we are out of stroganoff at home...

I-It's not that serious, JoJo...;;