Exit, Pursued By A Bear

extremely dangerous roads today and i was going a respectable 20mph-25mph on a rural road, sliding 50% of the time, down a hill so steep there's warnings year round and residents outside monitoring the road. and this fucker in a raised red pickup behind me was on my ass blasting his horn the whole time. My Friend, i am in a subaru crosstrek. you say the word and i'll slam on my breaks sending your compensation waggon flying as the ice forces it to use my faggotmobile like a stunt ramp. i'll record it. i'll email your family the MOV file of your lifeless corpse smashing through the windshield and falling 8ft into the snow. i'll set it to Free Bird

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

I love this dickhead.

also smth smth reblog and tell me what you got im very curious