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The eggplant and peach emoji are standard code for racy thoughts these days, but people have been using food as sexual innuendo for centuries. Shakespeare was a pro at the gastronomic double entendre [insert blushing face emoji here]. We asked Héloïse Sénéchal, chief associate editor of the RSC Shakespeare edition, to help us decode some of the bard's bawdy food jokes.

Researchers found wealthy students at expensive, private four-year colleges take more remedial classes than their lower-income peers at those same schools, suggesting these colleges are enrolling low-achieving, high-income students.

Walker has launched an attack on the University of Wisconsin that can be described only as vandalism. He initially tried to change the mission statement of the university to make it, in effect, a job training arm of Wisconsin business. He had to back off in the face of universal outrage. He then pushed through legislation to eliminate statutory tenure in the University of Wisconsin System. What remains is so-called "fake tenure," which is subject to the will of the Board of Regents. [...] Unlike Walker's very deep cuts to funding for the University of Wisconsin, which also hurt the university, there was absolutely no financial benefit to undermining tenure and changing the mission statement. The average person doesn't fully understand how tampering with tenure has and will continue to injure the university. [...] In the future, if Walker stays in power, you will find regents further revising fake tenure to cleanse perceived intellectual deviates. Our state, which is of average size, population and wealth, will no longer have one of the greatest universities in the world.