ZZMcgee

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

Hospital

If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.

It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!😂😅

@shiftythrifting

🐶

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

My dad has daughter issues

Aw, come on, that's merely a fuckling.

could be a dog

Took me an embarrassingly long time to get this joke.

Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED

Kathy griffin getting her Twitter suspended for impersonating Elon musk and then logging onto her dead mothers account to tweet #freekathy is so fucking funny

ppl make fun of creepypasta titles being too descriptive like “I went hiking with my class, it didnt end well” or “something’s living in my grandma’s basement” or “I’m never taking a job on craigslist again” but for someone with zero attention span, descriptive titles like that are a hell of a lot more eye catching and attention grabbing than some poetic one or two word title that doesnt even hint at what the story is about

👏 let 👏 people 👏 get 👏 sloppy 👏 on 👏 company 👏 time 👏

40 hour weeks are antiquated and abusive relics that no longer need to exist.