c4moon

when he comes at me for being dramatic but i’m pakistani so he should know it’s embedded in my genes

can't wait to get a man so we can cheat together in Ludo

so deprived that the customer service guy, karan, sounded hot

just imagining my future when me and him break the bed at his parents house but it’s nothing crazy, he probably pushed me on there and jumped on me which led to it breaking and then him having to explain it to his mother would be the cherry on top lmfao

love life so bad im genuinely thinking to touch my Pakistani roots and marry a cousin, no? just me? theekay bahi tume bhi patha hai teri shaadi unse hi honi hai, you’re in denial

kaafir itna repost karte hain “meri jaise beti ho” bhenchod tu hai na haram ki beti, jaa teri daddy ke pas 😭

guys they lowkey sacrificing me for Eid because im da goat

Eid tho unki hi hoti hai jinkay boyfriends unke liye chudiyan latay hain, i do get jealous par tum kaffiron mujhe jahannam se Salam karlayna

abay bahi, kitni dua likhi hai, aghar mujhe pyaar nahi milay to is bar may to gayi

waqar zaka ko ilm hoga as to why i get no bitches

ek dafa kya baat karliya usse, dil chodh hi nahi para. kambakhat dil ko LAANAT.

salay se itna pyaar hogaya ke uski ammi ko bi impress karne ki koshish karti hoon

yaar ye shaadi ki reels bohaut bakchodi karti hain, bahi tora wait karle jab meri shaadi hojay.

khuch aur nahi bolna, bas yahi kehana hain.. pyaar nahi karo bhaiyon

eid is coming up, another day to yearn for a marriage with a religious mard

sorry guys still recovering from May 13 desitok, main tera main tera main tera bakchodi cheez hai yeh yaar