🔪 HIPSTER GARBAGE ✄

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

i don't know if I've already reblogged this it does not matter this is gorgeous

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

I Am So Fucking Tired

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Hell yeah white baby

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

me just now

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

the rapture happened but they only took him

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

I do in fact know that this is the device this phrase is referring to BUT sometimes my brain thinks it's the lil pillar in the middle of a modern washing machine

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work