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this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

Road trip who’s coming

Reverse cut-a-way. Detective Pikachu is in a room with normal humans who can’t understand him. He stubs his toe really hard. We get like 30 seconds of very loud angry “Pi pika pika pipipika kakapika pipi-” then the main character walks in and we just hear the deep detective pikachu voice go “-FUCK!”

wait it’s PG-13?

sound on

that is a bird

I DON’T THINK CUTE EVEN COVERS IT THAT IS FLIPPING ADORABLE

His name is Pistachio, and he curls up next to my head every night and purrs as he falls asleep. He was a stray, and he definitely appreciates a forever home.

I love this cat

Chirping Cat

Its their wedding photo

RIP to Mario’s Marussy.