The Connoisseur

The “George bush is actually a decent great guy!” And “Obama is so cool he talk about music and make joke!” Crowds are nauseating. How could you ever think of any president that way. The celebrity worship stuff that extends to politicians like Bush, Obama, AOC, Kamala and RBG is honestly horrifying. Celebrities in general don’t deserve that but when you’re throwing it out to people that have devastated the planet with war and corruption and greed it’s so much worse. Why is that a thing. Why is it people can just ignore every bad thing their politicians have done. Why is it they have stars in their eyes looking at these horrible horrible people. I will never understand.

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Every time I'm forced to view a television advertisement, I marvel at the sheer psychic violence that some people willingly subject themselves to. Watching the sublime act of creation being used to sell someone car insurance never stops being vulgar in ways I lack the vocabulary to describe.

Always nice to know I’m not alone.

There are loads of people who have been talking about it, but most of them aren’t in Dan’s woke hugbox.

Psssst. You are what’s commonly referred to as a Figure 11 target Ma’am