Good Vibes

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

god forbid women do anything

*taking notes* hmm.... disguise rocket launcher as really big sandwich...

Subway party-pak finally useful

Love how crocheting is just 99%, "Wtf did I do wrong???" and undoing the whole project just to realize that you didn't do anything wrong in the first place

I arrive at the yarn store and grab a skein off the shelf, the exact same brand, type, weight and color of the one I bought a week ago. Everyone in the store immediately knows that I miscalculated the amount of yarn I'd need for a project. They start booing at me. They are throwing crocheted tomatoes at me. The old lady giving knitting lessons in the corner is shaking her head. She had such high hopes for me. The cashier spits at me when I pay for it.

It's the worst! But may I suggest: my beloathed?

Great suggestion 👍🏼