just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard

Leave the mall santas alone

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

Reblog if you were here for top button

“Wine aged for for 15 years” sounds a lot better than “Wine from 2004”

Best feeling ever is finally losing your attachment to somebody that isn't good for you.

ain’t nothin but a mistake

AJDNSKFMWKDKEKE I was watching Umbrella Academy before I went to bed last night and I was thinking about how Five doesn’t have a name like the others and the literal last thought I had before I passed out was “we should name him Mambo”

being self-aware fucking sucks i wish i was a cucumber

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™