Jul 25
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13986525/chapters/36103329
Zandy’s outfit from Oh Baby! “I hate you.” She went back into the small room.
“I’ll have you know, madame, that I was personally invited to this date.” The doctor rocked on her heels, then leaned on the wall, cradling her head in her hands.
“It’s not a date. It’s an outing.”
“We’re at the mall, and you’re naked. Date.”
There was a moment of silence. “Do you plan this motherfucker?!”
“It’s a thing of beauty. But watch the swears, teddy bear. Public, not pubic.”
“Every time!”
“I see an opening, my mouth goes to work.”
“I’m inviting your mother to dinner!”
