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Today's Seal Is: Cupcake Frosting
There's Nothing Great about the Taste of Hate.
I was supposed to have an appointment at the edging clinic today but they called and told me not to come.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.
Fanartists:
Thingiverse users:
Royalty free sounds
Flash games
Productivity has always been there
Because shockingly when people enjoy what they do (you make it enjoyable instead of just hammering on them) people WANT to do things!
Fanfiction authors!!
Where is the button to shout this from the rooftop?
Does anyone else have that thing where after showering you need a highly variable amount of time to rest not so much because showering is exhausting but because you need to be reintegrated into the dry world
that's what the towel is for
Towels are inadequate for this task. They may get you _mostly_ dry, but they never actually finish the job. OP is correct.
they're not about getting you dry, they're about reintegrating you into the dry world
If that is their purpose they are very bad at it. The only way that I reintegrate into the dry world is lying on my bed and letting the air dry my off.
I have just performed the ritual mindfully and here's how it works. you keep one towel in the bathroom and one in the dressing room. as soon as you leave the shower you rub all your members vigorously with the towel and leave the towel in the bathroom. this takes you out of the wet world and now you are now in a liminal, naked བར་དོ་, cock and dick everywhere. you enter the dressing room. you put on a single symbolic item of clothing, a t-shirt or underpants or something. you then rub all your members again vigorously with the second towel. you are now in the dry world and entitled to dress, even if you are a little wet. we are often slightly wet in the dry world, and this makes no difference.
wait so you want me to jack off ALL of these trades😰
Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina
Protecting genuine women is „fundamentally evil“?
Protecting women is one of the most noble things you can do. Unfortunately you don't do that
official anti terf post
Woah mama I'm getting certification now

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this show is really trying to pretend like Tommy, who we've seen check in with Buck multiple times about whether he's okay with things, would have just... spent six months not having a single conversation about their relationship? would have just gone merrily along for 26 weeks fluffing his boyfriend's pillows and putting on a suit to go to a mummy's funeral and buying an anniversary present and at no point during that time saying hey, where do you see this going? would have spent 180 days thinking he was in a relationship with an expiration date? does he think he's so unworthy of something real? why would you show us a broken man and then not let us see him heal?
what a fucking waste
8.06 vs 7.04
no because why is "having a gay crisis at his sister's place of work" something he has a look for?
and cut! and they lived happily ever after, bye
the only single scene I liked of that horrible thing
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taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy
“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor
“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot
this post RUINED my sense of humor ever since i first saw it nothing else has even come CLOSE to making me laugh as hard and probably never will
POP THAT PUSSY PAUL REVERE
In TV, straight is the default, and actually straight characters never have to announce their sexuality, even if someone of the same gender hits on them. When a character has to announce that they are straight, it is almost always because that character is about to realize they aren't straight. Just saying.