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Me, pep-talking myself every night, after spinning like a rotisserie chicken trying to get comfortable: OH MY GOD GO TO SLEEP

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And so, Harrier service in the US comes to an end, after their final flight with the Marines today, leaving Italy and Spain as the last remaining Harrier operators in the world.

At its peak, the Harrier was flown by America, Britain, India, Spain, Thailand and Italy, the most successful VTOL combat jet of the Cold War.

Alex and I walk beenie weenie home from preschool. It's about 3 miles there and back, and flat, and we can see the helicopters, trains, and the crane. She walks for a little bit on the quiet street to decompress and play, and then she goes on my back while we walk along the busy road. Today she yelled, "no back, no back, no no no no! Dada help! Dada save!" And it made me SO SAD

Beenie weenie got to see a helicopter land on the hospital AND a helicopter land at the hangar right in front of her on our walk today. She was very excited

In my limited waking hours today, I saw multiple bunnies in my yard.

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never posted these here but the pink full moon rising over the atlantic ocean. key west was a dream.

Darude - Sandstorm

Little Bear is passé now. We are all about bringing 10 books to mama and reading all of them.

Baby beluga for 1 hour straight is back. And we dance. Dancing is simply spinning in a circle and it makes me very dizzy.

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I am currently very overstimulated and grumpy

Last night I ate an entire head of lettuce (I was very hungry) and it was extremely UNFUN

Does anyone remember this banger?

From Sunshine (2007)

"only dream I ever have... Is it the surface of the sun? Every time I shut my eyes... It's always the same."

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Beanies daily walk in the stroller

First 30 minutes: loves it. We go by all of her favorite landmarks (cookie, tunnel, crane, copter, berry, river - the coffee shop with cookies, train tunnel and we yell and listen for the echo, the red crane, the helicopter hangar & hospital, the serviceberry trees heavy with ripe fruit, the river) until we come upon... The playground. Play! Play! Play! Please! Down! Play!

Girl ... I do not have the emotional strength for the playground. Also I really do not want you to push the stroller and then demand for me to hold you so you can push the stroller from my arms. Sorry to ruin your fun but boundaries must exist. Lots of wailing. Please! Down! Help! Mama! Buckle!

So I bring out the big guns... The little bear theme song on repeat, no less! Immediately, "bear!" and lots of giggling and settling into the stroller for the journey back.

She can say bear, it was one of her first few words (mama, dada, bear) at like... 9 months, I guess. Bear is pronounced "bay-ahh" But, she also says "bay-da" for bear, and I don't know why. She uses them interchangeably, even mixing them seconds apart.

You know how, as adults, we have a mental checklist of phone, wallet, keys? Beanie weenies mental checklist is mama, dada, bear, sucker (pacifier).

It's so humid!! I'm hot and WET! humidity will increase until morale improves!!!!!!! The horrors...

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The 1 influencer in this city has a baby 2 weeks younger than beenie weenie, and she lives 2 houses down from me. We met a couple weeks ago at the park and my socially dumbass self was like uhhhhh........... The whole time.

Last night beenie weenie and Alex and myself went on a post-cookie pre-bedtime walk down the alley, and the influencer came out of her house saying heyyyy I didn't know you lived so close! I gave her my number so our toddlers can play together this summer and really I just feel like an idiot because why am I so horribly autistic at talking to people? I want friends but it's hard!!!! Also the mental walls around me are 10 feet thick and surrounded by a deep moat with a narrow rotten bridge to the main gate!

The first thing Alex said after we got home is HOW BIG beenie weenie is compared to toddlers her age. Bean is gargantuan. She WILL be tall. She is not even 2 and is already half of my height!

I love to bake, but Alex can't be trusted around baked goods. It's fine. I haven't baked in a long time, but today I made snicker doodle cookies with the baby and it was great fun. She helped me roll the cookies in cinnamon sugar and sat in front of the oven saying "ready?"

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