it’s not incest between men

I hate when i meet people who like supernatural and Theyre like “whos your favorite character” and im like “sam winchester” and theyre like “oh cool” like fuck you do you even fucking understand what i just said did your tiny pea brain even comprehend what i just said and the gravity of its meaning do you understand that sam winchester is my favorite character do you know sam winchester do you even fucking understand what im saying

I love that Sam and Dean are so weird in canon that half of the weirdcest headcanons we make are really just one step further from what we actually saw them do. Like, canon Dean started watching hentai in front of Sam and handed him a glass of whiskey as though to say “pull up a chair, join me.” It’s so easy to think “I bet Dean was the first person to show Sam porn when he was growing up, I bet they’ve watched together more than once.” It’s so easy to think “I bet Sam spied on Dean having sex when he was a teenager” because canon gifted us with one of the brothers walking in on the other having sex not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES. It’s just barely a leap to imagine so many things because they were onscreen being Like That all the time like… goddamn, we got fed so well.

don’t try to save sam from his codependent toxic abusive controlling brotherhood situation he’s exactly where he wants to be the princess locked herself in the castle with the dragon