phosphorescent astrologist

in a way we are all the dead dove

i can’t be fixed at a hospital i need to go to a doll repair shop

mourning dove call 10 hours compilation

you think you know what yearning is until you come across incestuous yearning. then your life is ruined because nothing else compares.

i jest but in all seriousness hatoful boyfriend's reputation as a pigeon dating simulator for streamers to laugh at is my roman empire. it's sort of like if undertale's only legacy was as an obscure shitpost game with no substance or commentary or emotional depth and nuance. i mean. okay the two games aren't really comparable but that's what it feels like. To Me.

when i constantly tell people to play hatoful boyfriend i do it completely seriously. it's very dear to my heart. it's not perfect but nothing in this world is. it's a good game and i wish one of these days a big streamer would play it in its entirety and it'd get really popular and i'd finally have more people to talk to about nanaki's insane doomed yaoi situationship

the thing about trope subversions is that sometimes a piece of media will be so good at subverting its own tropes it inadvertently gets casted as a straightforward generic example of its genre because the first 50 hours are so good at playing into stock situations most people don't even stick around for the next 50 hours wherein the actual point of the work comes into focus. i call this the hatoful boyfriend fallacy

hatoful boyfriend isn't even that subversive if you actually look at the history of visual novels as a medium for more than 2 seconds. but the fact so many people overlook it because of how much it commits to its goofy disguise makes this still apply

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert