Memes

Whoever made the b and n so close together on QWERTY keyboards made spelling “bigger” way more dangerous than it needed to be

Your dog doesn’t know if you can’t throw well. If the ball goes haywire, he thinks you’re a genius for making the game more interesting.

Before the normalization of the internet there were probably a lot of dinner arguments that ended with someone going to get an encyclopedia to prove their point.

Before cameras, no one had ever seen themselves with their eyes closed.

People used to be afraid of someone online finding them in real life, now people are afraid of someone in real life finding them online

Humanity underestimates how quickly it can kill the planet.

Almost every family has that one white fridge from between 1994-2006 in their garage that they replaced with a modern one, but refuse to get rid of because they store drinks in there now.

If your parachute breaks down mid air then you have the rest of your life to fix it.

Not calling a corn maze a maize maze seems like a missed opportunity

Your face could be in a stranger’s dream as an “extra” and you’d never know

11 AM to 12 AM is 13 hours

Antisocial people are usually night owls, not because they can’t sleep, but because everyone else is sleeping.

Punishing the whole class for the actions of one child teaches the kid the most valuable lesson: No matter how good you behave, someone else is always going to pull you down

It’s pretty ironic that only one company makes Monopoly

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone other than yourself.