the performer

> wincest playlist > johndean playlist > ao3

the first time this happened and no one else tasted it I thought we were all finally being poisoned by the government, like leviathans did with their gooey burgers. I'd boil the water then let it cool down until it no longer smelt like chlorine and became somewhat drinkable. I undid every bolt on the water dispenser looking for mold then cleaned it, my big sister double cleaned it as well right in front of me, but the water was still soapy and I was losing it. I even brought water from the office in protest. dad called the water people and investigated how they filter their water and what they used to clean the gallons, maybe the detergent or whatever they used was too strong. in the end he labeled the gallons I deemed safe with his name and instructed the water delivery guys to keep them seperate from other gallons during the refilling process 👹 LMAO