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catchymemes

Who remembers dream daddy…? I’m reminiscing.

#dream daddy

It feels like there are pebbles in the folds of my brain

wizardarchetypes

I’m seriously about to fucking (remembers this tweet)

LOSE MY FUCKING MARBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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deathtokillian

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

buttmonke

Period.

I love myself a cravas

We have to be sure that our ducks are in a row and our pigeons are being fucked

#qoutes #brainrot #Geraldina #you know sometimes I say things and they come out of my mouth and I just don’t even know how I come up with these things

wildemoth

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

teratomarty

Your touch is like a magic fkin wand bro

Headache? Kiss it better and I’ll be fine

Stomach ache? Rub my tummy and I’m chillin

Back hurting? Literally trace my spine and I’m healed.

Oh shit I’m just a cat lol nvm

#boyfwend #mlm yearning #mlm thoughts #gigglingatmyself

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buttmonke

Being a child with anger issues is so funny to look back on because like

What was going on with my purely violent behavior towards little boys when I was a child

Drama queen much Jesus Christ grab a fucking water bottle and go sit down

Stop trying to look tough so that people will think you’re cool just let it go dude you’re like 3 feet tall

#Childhood #anger issues #oh boy #god help me

catchymemes

thememedaddy

buttmonke

Rp with an uninteresting fact about ur self,

I drink one black coffee every day and have since i was 12

#Boring fact #uninteresting #black coffee

amygdalae

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

transmechanicus

Pitcher Plant Pussy Lore

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identityarchitect

remember, before you post, think SMART

Start discourse

Make up arguments

Ad hominem

Reading the post is for losers

Talk without thinking

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i love being pretentious

“Ugh i love your outfit!”

I know 😌

“You look so good.”

I know 🤭

“I wish I had your style!”

I FUCKING KNOW IM AMAZING BITCH

#Pretentious #self confidence #live laugh girlblog #Who needs a hype man when you are your own hype man

working in a cafe near your house is such a funny experience

You’re rolling silverware one minute and the next you’re getting coffee for your 8th grade history teacher and his wife

You’re cleaning menus and then you see your old friend’s dad and you have to get him a fucking omelet

#Like stop rn #Get out of My Establishment #Go get your coffee at Starbucks #I refuse to serve anyone who knew me before the age of 16 and even then we’re pushing it #Don’t perceive me if you know me how dare you

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