ayy lmao

i love how edward elric dresses like the typical anime protag (all black, red cloak w/ huge emblem, tight leather pants, always puts skulls or spikes on everything, huge belt with a chain on it, etc. etc.) but literally everyone else dresses like normal fucking people so he just constantly gets berated for his Shit Awful Taste

God when a random dude sends u your bitmojis being amorous together n you’re like. Did I say that your bitmoji could cuddle my bitmoji no I don’t think I did so don’t touch her don’t look at her she is my digital consciousness n she doesn’t wanna talk to you right now

This is tiny cowboy from Night at the Museum erasure

Why did you write the fucking numbers like that

Me

big motherfuckc