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i run around like a fraggle

this edible aint sh…….. corota toyolla

when you’re staring into the pasta water thinking i bet it wouldn’t even hurt if i stuck my hand in there that’s the angel talking

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

turns on aim assist and its just a guy pointing at the enemies going "there! there! shoot those guys!"

turns on aim assist and a better gamer materializes in my house to guide my hands like that scene in ghost

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.

The silence from the left on this issue is deafening

we moan about how we're reblogging memes about being an adult or with adult themes (not in a sexual way in this case) and how it means we're all getting old, but isnt it great that despite everything we still find fun and humor in our adult lives?

I’m sorry guys I could’ve personally stopped the overturning of roe v wade but I was too busy running a supernatural blog.