Me, an intellectual: Father Elongated Appendages

Were so fucked

When you’re sleepy and someone won’t stop talking to you…

(and???? if you were suspicious? ?? All that shit is fictitious)

This is cool but I’m laughing so much at the guy in the background I’m drunk tired

Acceptance

This is so pure. :)

This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.

I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh

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this is arguably the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life