doom and destruction will follow

If you’re afraid to cook with butter we can’t be friends.

Aww Gee that’s probably the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me  want to see your present?  

Heidi is unfunny and a waste of time. So bros, don’t date that bitch.

What did she do now Eric?

hope everyone with a shitty dad is okay today

Love is like taking a dump, Butters. Sometimes it works itself out, but sometimes you gotta give it a nice, hard push.

I’m done with romantic love Eric 

“I know Timmy this little puppy is adorable what should we name him?” Butters smiled holding up a small fluffy white doggie.

“Timmy!” Timmy didn’t even think about it: it was a good name in his opinion.

“Sorry Timmy but I don’t think he looks like a Timmy.  “

I’ve got dry balls and I’m running out of time.

Maybe I can help 

How can you help, Butters? I need a girlfriend. One that isn’t a controlling whore like my ex was. Then maybe my balls wont be so dry…

... Did you ever think.. that maybe you.. were. bicurious?

I’ve got dry balls and I’m running out of time.

Maybe I can help 

“I know Timmy this little puppy is adorable what should we name him?” Butters smiled holding up a small fluffy white doggie.

         “  you look just like your mother.  ”                                                                          i guess i do carry her tenderness well         “  you both have the same eyes.  ”                                                                          because we are both exhausted         “  and the hands.  ”                                                                          we share the same wilting fingers         “ but that rage.           your mother doesn’t wear that rage.  ”                                                                          you’re right.                                                                          this rage is the one thing                                                                          i get from my father.

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

What’s wrong Eric?

I’m getting hate on my social media blog and you said you would make it a safe space for me asshole so you better delete it by tomorrow morning or I’ll tell the school counselor that you didn’t do your JOB!

But its not my job anymore Eric I quit months ago I just didn’t tell you 

What the hell? Why?! I thought you were my friend.

I am your friend Eric consider this tough love

Not if you’re letting people fat shame me asshole!

Well.. gosh Eric I’m sorry buddy but maybe you could..   exercise a bit? I mean.. it wouldn’t kill you

You’re calling me fat too now? 😡😡

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

What’s wrong Eric?

I’m getting hate on my social media blog and you said you would make it a safe space for me asshole so you better delete it by tomorrow morning or I’ll tell the school counselor that you didn’t do your JOB!

But its not my job anymore Eric I quit months ago I just didn’t tell you 

What the hell? Why?! I thought you were my friend.

I am your friend Eric consider this tough love

Not if you’re letting people fat shame me asshole!

Well.. gosh Eric I’m sorry buddy but maybe you could..   exercise a bit? I mean.. it wouldn’t kill you

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

What’s wrong Eric?

I’m getting hate on my social media blog and you said you would make it a safe space for me asshole so you better delete it by tomorrow morning or I’ll tell the school counselor that you didn’t do your JOB!

But its not my job anymore Eric I quit months ago I just didn’t tell you 

What the hell? Why?! I thought you were my friend.

I am your friend Eric consider this tough love

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

What’s wrong Eric?

I’m getting hate on my social media blog and you said you would make it a safe space for me asshole so you better delete it by tomorrow morning or I’ll tell the school counselor that you didn’t do your JOB!

But its not my job anymore Eric I quit months ago I just didn’t tell you