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the human hand is a wonderfully versatile tool for trying to carry one thing too many and dropping everything all over the fucking floor

i'm so glad nobody really tries to do a "modern take" on the grim reaper because can you imagine how lame it would be if your time of death was recorded on an apple watch or something instead of an hourglass

Okay but imagine getting reaped with a combine harvester instead of a scythe.

okay that rules actually. no one else is allowed to do a modern take on the grim reaper now we're done here.

@kittybroker

The evil chomper out here biting it all once again! This foul mouthed creature now going for only $7.68!

one must imagine sisyphus actually pretty miserable. because he has to roll a huge rock up a hill over and over and that sounds like it would get old fast. i dont know why you would imagine him happy

What if he had a gameboy

one must imagine sisyphus Pokemon Puzzle Challenge for Game Boy Color

you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.

she heard you got a couple diagnoses in there and she's eradicating the problem at the source

you can't have depression if no one knows that word

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean