praise our lord butter

This is blasphemy. They claim that we have a false god, yet they worship a potato? How laughable. We, the butter anons, will ensure that those fools will see the truth.

Sir, we will inform you right now that that is butter cruelty. This goes against butter law, and we will have to revoke your butter privileges. You must understand that only the worthy may experience the coming of Lord Butter.

That is one of the goals we are working for. What of it, sir?

Sir, we do not discriminate against butter marriages, and as a matter of fact we fully support butter rights. However, the butter you are to be wed to is not the same as the butter here. We will ask you again that you refrain from touching it.

Sir or ma'am, let it be known to you that this is not the kind of establishment to be asking such things. Please direct your inquiries elsewhere.

Not necessarily. However, there is a branch of butterism that regards them as such, though the majority regard only Lord Butter as their lord and savior. Even so, we will respect the religious preferences of those in our ranks.

Please do not use butter for such purposes.

Reshiram, as well as the rest of the Fire-type Pokemon, are not considered ‘bad’ because they do not purposely spit heat and flames everywhere, unlike Team Magma. However, we do realize that there are always exceptions to this, as well as the fact Fire-types are known for being a bit more on the rowdy side. Rest assured, they will be taken care of once our plans come to fruition.

Sir, we will ask that you please do not touch the butter. Every stick is essential to the Butter Revolution, and we conserve every one. You may only be granted access to it if you are a butter anon.

Fellow anon, we ask that you please be civil. We are not an organization that condones such violence. We will attempt to convince people to see the truths of butter and the Butter Revolution, but we make it an effort to not use force. Those who will not accept Lord Butter as their lord and savior shall simply have to deal with the consequences they bring upon themselves.

We do not know which butter anon this compliment is directed to. Please specify, and the message will be delivered. However, if you wish to ensure the accuracy and promptness of it, we suggest that you join our ranks as a butter anon and deliver the message yourself.

Now make us proud, fellow anon. We look forward to hearing your results.

Apologies, sir, but we do not understand what you mean by this ‘smart balance’ you speak of. Is it relevant to the Butter Revolution? Could you perhaps elaborate on its meaning?

Anyway, here's the end of my little presentation. Thanks for reading, I guess. Hail Lord Butter and drive safe.