#butteranon

This is a butter anon speaking on behalf of the butter society. 

This is butter. I'll just say that right now, in case you can't read. Naturally, though, I assume that you can, since everything I say is text. Moving on.

This, ladies, gents, and whatever else you identify yourselves as, is a stick of salted butter. It's different from regular butter as it has salt in it. Please do not be discriminative of either. If we made the perfect butter society, only to have butterists in it, that'd ruin the point, wouldn't it?

THIS IS BUTTER CRUELTY. Just imagine yourself in that position. Eugh. Enough said.

Cats are what sells these days, right? And yes, I know I just talked about butter cruelty. No, I am not being a hypocrite. That slice of butter is clearly resting very comfortably on that piece of toast. Not every single piece of toast is abusive, after all. What, are we gonna have to fight for toast equality next?

Seriously though, please don't discriminate against toast either. We really don't want to say, 'Don't tell the toast guy.' Please.