Water you doing

remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream

when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house

Sounds like Sims…

He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again - or feel his hair.

Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?

jenna fischer going off on the office ladies podcast about how it’s a disgrace that none of the cast on the office ever won an emmy and especially steve carell, and then angela kinsey admitting she said “motherfucker” while at the emmys when steve carell didn’t win during the final year he was nominated for the office, is all one giant MOOD!!!!

My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.

Sup, my Booma

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

S L U R?????

Where can i find these shirts??

I found some here!

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

my brain just went “with the un-woke-inator i can cancel everyone in the tri-state area" 

Ah, Perry the Platypus! What an unexpected surprise! And by that, I mean completely expected! You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a child, I had a stan accoun

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground

MY PAPAYAS

a crime of passion

hyvä ja pyöreä….

Pyöreä pikku karhu-pallo. Suloinen karvaturri. Pörröinen pallero. Todella hyvä karhu.