hi yes hello

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

a burglar

a birbler

a dog named Riceball is probably the best dog

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

Are you fucking with me rn omg I’m dead

new york freakin city babey

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

Bitch better not

he gonna hear my voice alright

you come to me…. on the day of my daughters wedding…. and you ask me for a favour

can yall stop writing paragraphs on here. bitch i cannot read