the whale queen

Doing tarot readings starting at $3! The more complex and more questions you have the price will increase slightly! I just started my new job and I’m still struggling financially. I’m late on my car note this month and I really need the help. I just started my new job and I won’t get paid until after the grace period end. I also make jewelry, write, and make beautiful artwork! Commissions are open for everything! I also sew and work with a variety of mediums. Then I have a cricut cutter, powder coater, and several tools for woodwork and other materials. Please dm me for commissions or drop an ask <3

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

i think absolutely the funniest thing about like, the adfree tumblr subscription coming with the option to turn ads back on anyway so you can see the weird ad everyone is talking about, or the new promoted post feature and everyone immediately thinking about what kind of stupid shit to put on other people’s dashboards. is that for years execs have been struggling for a way to make tumblr profitable when its userbase is so actively hostile to being advertised to and thus extremely unattractive to the big advertisers that keep the majority of other sites afloat, and have been passing tumblr around from company to company like a hot potato as a result. and now the solution is to like. only allow the stupidest most insane ineffective advertisements and then give users the tools to make even more insane and ineffective advertisements. i just really like that this site is so impossible to advertise to that they just kinda gave up on doing it the conventional way and are now letting us prop up the empty defaced husk of advertisement and parade it around for our amusement. i also really like that this is a perfectly double edged sword because the more people see your post the more attention you get and everyone knows attention is a punishment on tumblr dot com. i love it here i’m never gonna leave

tumblr blaze needs an update so that even when you reblog the sponsored post it’ll have a little icon on it somewhere so your followers will know it was a sponsored post. it’s necessary for the comedic impact

working a non food service job for the first time in over two years and now i Make Appointments. and the fun thing about Make Appointments jobs is if you dont like someones vibes you can say there are no more Appointments

although my politics are sympathetic to ethical direct action and illegality, i would of course never engage in those things myself. but if you are thinking about engaging in illegal activity as a result of the court decision that's coming down, please do not post about it online, ever, anywhere. yes, even on tumblr. yes, even on that site you think is private. yes, even in DMs between you and a friend. do not engage with anyone posting about those things publicly either.

It’s the *Wheeze* for me. That was the dying gasp of someone whose soul had just left their body