Jarvis, Drop My Needle

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

shout out to the doctor who looked at my physical results and said 'you will live to 100!' and then looked at my mental health results and said '...if you want to'

alternative highlight: when he finished the physical examination and instead of saying 'you can sit up now' he just slapped my leg like the roof of a car

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

literally cannot even begin to fathom why star wars, one of the largest media franchises in the fucking world, didnt feel the need to script out 3 of their movies before announcing and starting them. what the fuck.

The Fahrenheit defenders have logged on

no because pedro definitely took selfies with grogu on set,, don’t be shy king,, drop the selfies,, drop them,,

I am now aware that this will live in my mind rent free for at least the next 2 months