boils and ghouls of every age

        “Really?”

    ❛ yes, really. now, would       you mind telling me       your name? mine's       jack. jack skellington. ❜

    ❛ it's actually my fault.       i get scared of       everything... ❜

" Well… I think it might be time for a small change. Start with something simple. Would you like to go out for some tea and maybe cake? "

    ❛ that doesn't sound too       bad... ❜

" Don’t you get bored? "

    ❛ not really. things have         been the same most of        my life. ❜

    ❛ sort of. ❜

" Oh please. There is nothing wrong  with trying out new things. "

    ❛ maybe i don't like       change. maybe i       like things the same. ❜

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide