welcome to the warren

A key reason the indie sleaze twee 00s sexiness whatever thing isnt working is that people are so afraid of looking busted

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal