Burrito Juice

@ ppl who r pretty ,,, whats that like

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

when i grow up i want to be a library goblin. i get paid to wander the shelves and be discovered curled up and reading in unlikely places, perhaps hissing if i am interrupted in the middle of a good part. why would a library pay for this service you ask? because it will add to the ambiance next question

i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i’m just like yeah same

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs.

sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight