Taytertot

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There is no such thing as a one wipe shit. You always need confirmation.

If your parachute breaks down mid air then you have the rest of your life to fix it.

between now and the next eclipse, august 11th, we can expect to experience some crazy vivid dreams. pay attention to these dreams, they have the potential to be highly predictive! our subconscious is revealing secrets and showing us our hidden desires. take note of the symbols and people appearing in your dreams.

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

martin i cannot believe any of this is actually happening

Chris how the hell do you think I feel

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