Poof Mother fucker

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

“Celebrating someone’s death is not something we do in British politics” that is an incorrect statement in fact celebrating people death is a big thing in British politics the big 2 examples being guy Fawkes and Margret thatcher

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

He is not spending 40% of his composition managing the polycule, he doesn't even know he's part of it. He just thinks his workplace has a really friendly union.

and that friendliness includes handjobs from Bashir while Garak watches

And also bringing water and snacks after Kira finishes eating his wife out