*gets off to the selfie you sent* sorry for the late reply, you look so cute and pretty.

would you watch shrek with me y or n????

Pst pst pst, come cuddle.

Girls be like "i'm shy" then proceed to wrap their legs around you when you're about to breed them

Thanks for being nice to me I’ll remember you forever

We fucked in my mind today, btw.

girls be like “goodnight” then go masturbate

Don't flirt with me, I'm a delusional romantic and horny as hell.

i wake up, kiss her profile pic, then start my day

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Self care is letting Daddy take care of it because you’re just a stupid, dumb little baby.

Cutie pies deserve cream pies.

Nature lover gf 🤝🏼 fuck her in the forest bf

Oh no, I accidentally came inside you, might just have to fuck it deeper while we are at it