Reign over the Frosted Heavens

Okay but what’s the phone

thats what cain used to kill abel

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

yeah that sounds about right

D, A, then E in that order

My brother told me his concept for a movie script… So its Alvin and the Chipmunks but its set like 10 years after their fame. Alvin is having a lot of issues with being a chipmunk because of their short life span..he starts playing records slowed down to listen to what his voice would sound like if he were a human…. (Also Dave is now played by Bruce Campbell.) They’re getting old and tired of their act and they’re not doing as well as they used to. Theodore starts coughing really bad during one of their performances at a sketchy dive bar and they have to take him to the vet. The vets all like “Well, they’re chipmunks Dave. Im surprised they’ve lived this long.” Dave learns that he will inherit all of their money once they die. He basically keeps it on the DL and limits their spending so he can have max cash. Alvin finds out and he’s FURIOUS. He’s like “YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT US!! Not even Theodore…” He solemnly looks at the shoebox buried in the yard. This starts a rivalry and even though they’re still in character, they want to kill each other now. Its like home alone traps except with knives and stuff. Bruce Campbell Dave gets a harpoon gun though and Alvin starts a fire. Simon goes “ALVIN…WERE TAKING THIS TOO FAR! Im going to try to stop him!!!” He runs downstairs to talk Dave out of wanting to fight and is pinned to the wall with the harpoon..killing him instantly. Alvin screams NOOOOO!!! The fire gets bigger and eventually traps both Alvin and Dave. They settle their differences when they’re all like “So this is it…..” The house is engulfed in flames. End movie.

hey guys whats up

how’d you make a blank post?

you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

please tell me

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

I LOVE HER

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

Putting this out into the universe

not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there

maybe im the bad boy

i miss this twitter account

It’s ok, that guy was hired for the new Star Trek Animated Series.