real small cat

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything. you're not getting that

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

i think we should all get a discount for having been veterans of a thousand psychic wars

If you've been livin' on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar, you may be entitled to compensation

just stressed myself out until i died

Broke up with my eggwife now we’re in a vicious custardy battle

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

oh u need an accessory to go with that sexy dress? might i suggest a random bruise on ur leg

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication