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@burgessnumberold
so apparently this blog has NO FOLLOWERS (lame!) but ill say it anyways for records sake. I have been having more fun with this blog than any other side blog i've made, as well as my (old) main blog. SO I have made the venerable choice to project Burgess' voice from MAIN.
So this blog, formerly burgess-number-3 is now burgess-number-old and technically abandoned but actually will just be at the new burgess-number-3 as my main blog.
I think that's all I have to say on the matter.
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Just scheduled my first appointment that will hopefully begin my transition process 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team
Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years
Wishing I knew the lore that would make this funny 😔😔😔
Yankees suck that's it
- A Massachusetts resident(not even a baseball fan)
Maybe I could put spikes on the baseball…
who wants to hear the comedy of suffering my life has been this past week?
have to go to a family reunion, forced to pay for my own travel, first time travelling with a mobility aid
train journey up was oddly calm, this was an omen
i'm sleeping in my parents campervan while they get the spare room at my grandparents
grandma doesn't even say hello, she just asks about my cane
bbq with the rest of the family for dinner night 1
things almost catch fire, grandad gets burned, raw chicken cooked with all the other meat, rusty garden trowel used as cooking utensil
i'm allergic to the bbq chicken (the only meat not cooked with all the raw chicken) now my tummy hurts
can't sleep night 1
forgot about needing a towel after my shower, forced to use my pj's to dry off
day 2 is lunch with family
half the family refuse to sit at the table and sit outside meaning the wait staff are struggling to figure out of we're ready to order or not
the food is fine thank fucking god
grandparents start moaning about the staff being slow, despite the fact that we're a table of 10
aunt demands waiter takes a picture of the whole family. not his fucking job to do that.
grandad goes and pays, DOESN'T TIP
can't sleep night 2
day 3 i'm going to a hotel to recover, grandad forgets he agreed to drive me there, his health is failing oh boy
hotel toilet sticks out too far, door gets stuck on the fucking toilet
go on an explore to buy food, somehow buy multiple bad foods
suddenly unbearably horny, go on a mission to buy dildo
accidentally buy a "jelly" dildo which is a deeply unsafe material to make a sex toy out of, it goes cloudy and sticky when rinsed with water. my money and pussy are in ruin
shower floods bathroom and starts smelling like sewage
day 4 i'm going to the fucking aquarium
yayyyy fish and sharks and yayyyyy
gift shop doesn't have the one thing i'm looking for
eat bad food. it's so bad. tummy hurts.
brush teeth and get mould from the tap on the brush
day 5 i'm going home
the worst fucking lady in the world sits next to me on the train
she's eating and coughing and her perfume smells fucking awful, she keeps elbowing me
have to carry my suitcase down some stairs at thr station
i'm exhausted. i'm so so fucking tired.
today. the dog pisses on my feet. and i realise i reused the mould covered toothbrush at least twice. did i mention the dog pissed on my fucking feet.
Oh my god just to pick one thing out of the list from hell it is so evil when you realize your group isn't going to tip at a restaurant because either you try to make up for it and have to pay way out of your means (and maybe even offend the group?) or you just have to cope with the Eternal Shame.
how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.
just on the other end of the line like
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He loves watching the art go by
hitting you with my fast car and then hitting you with my slow car and then hitting you with my fast car and then hitting you with my slow car and then hitting you with my fast car and then hitting you with my slow car and then hitting you with my fast car and then hitting you with my slow car and then hitting you with my fast car and you'd probbers a be DEAD! arseholes
Burgess explores the backrooms <3
was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure
Does anybody know the name of that one hilson fanfic where wilson calls house a good boy by accident and then he keeps doing it because it flusters him and house has a whole crisis about it and they eventually fuck. Please I need to reread it
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Saw this on my fyp and thought it was a very tumblr coded TikTok post lmao
I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team
Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years
Wishing I knew the lore that would make this funny 😔😔😔
gambling by taking a nap on the train and hoping i wake up at the perfect time and dont miss my stop
Yall I got another Miata!! it’s been almost a full year since my last one died <\3. I have to name her…
having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.
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