You Found Me!

Mean Sentences, Vol. 13

(Mean sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I hate the bones of you. I genuinely wish you and yours nothing but ill."

"You know what I'm wondering? What do you tell yourself at night when you lay your head down that allows you to wake up in the morning pretending that you're not the bad guy?"

"When you speak, I feel like it's the Devil talking."

"Honestly? I think I'd rather stick my dick in a blender."

"I've come to a conclusion: I don't like you."

"You are tough to be a friend to."

"You do a good job of hiding it, and I suppose most folk don't see it, but honestly? You're the angriest man I have ever known."

"You've got ice-cold water running through your veins."

"For someone with no spine, you've sure got a lot of balls."

"I hope you donated your body to science so doctors can study how big a bitch you are!"

"Do you even know when you're lying anymore, or is it just like blinking?"

"You had a choice. You just chose wrong."

"You are a violent man. You have left a trail of dead behind you."

"Do you believe anything you say?"

"Look, it's nice that you have a hobby, but I really don't care to hear about this."

"Drive your polluted soul back to the city where it belongs."

"Sometimes I think the Devil's bile runs in your veins!"

"Every now and then, you say something that makes me think you're smart, and then I look at you and that thought fades."

"You'll take your approval anywhere you can find it, won't you?"

"Is there anything else you screwed up today?"

"I didn't think you could get any more boring, and yet here we are."

"Look at me and know that I am not your friend."

"Do you know how stupid you look?"

"You don't know what you are, and you're looking for the world to tell you. You reek of desperation."

"In the right light, you could almost be considered attractive."

"Don't think that you deserve it. You don't deserve it, and you never will."

"I've heard a lot of rumours about you, all of them bad."

"I'd just about forgot how much I hate the sound of your voice!"

"How can you live with yourself?"

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

For muns who aren’t into explicit sexual content, but don’t mind approaching the topic. Feel free to cross out any questions you aren’t comfortable with!

Is your muse a romantic? Do they dream of love and marriage?

Is your muse a deviant? Are they overly flirtatious or forward?

Is your muse good at kissing? Are they experienced?

Does your muse initiate a lot of physical contact?

Is your muse comfortable with public displays of affection? 

Does your muse steal clothing from their partner?

Is your muse the big spoon or the little spoon?

Is your muse comfortable with, or proud of their body? Are they insecure?

Is your muse attracted to any features in particular?

Have their crushes been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split?

Have their partners been mostly male, mostly female, or evenly split? 

Is your muse easily flustered? Do they blush, swear, etc.?

Where is your muse most sensitive? 

Is your muse more submissive or dominant in a relationship? 

Would your muse ever tempt their partner, e.g. flirting, wearing tight/sexy clothing?

Does your muse initiate heated/sexual contact, or do they wait for their partner?

Does your muse leave hickies? Do they ask for them?

Does your muse like to be pinned down, or to pin their partner? 

Has your muse reached first/second/third base? Home run? 

Would your muse be interested in engaging with multiple partners?

Would your muse ever send a sexual text message? Would they send pictures?

Does your muse read smut, own magazines, or watch p-rn?

Is your muse the type to discuss their sex life or sexual prowess with others?

Is your muse a top, a bottom, or a switch? Do they have a lean?

How interested is your muse in sex and sexual activity?

A list of Introduction Starters for muses who've just met. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.

"It's nice to meet you, I'm name."

"Let's skip the introductions."

"You don't know me. You don't know what my life is like."

"Hello, I'm name."

"It's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance."

"That looks very heavy, would you like some help with that?"

"Can you get the door for me? My hands are full."

"Excuse you! I was here first!"

"Hey! That's mine!"

"Should I know who you are?"

"Watch where you're going you jerk!"

"I love your outfit! Where'd you get it from?"

"Um, uh, Hi!"

"Can you help me? I think I'm lost."

"What do you want?"

"Do you need a hand with that?"

"What's a matter, cat got your tongue?"

"That's a unique name."

"You look familiar. Have we met before?"

"Do I know you?"

"I've heard about you."

"Everyone says you're nothing but trouble."

"I've been told you're a real sweetheart."

"I don't mean to bother you, but I think you dropped this."

"Are you okay?"

"I know we've just met, but it looks like you have something on your mind. Care to spill your thoughts?"

"I don't care who you are or what you want, leave me alone and we'll get along just fine."

"Is that your dog? They're adorable!"

"I know we just met, but it feels like I've known you my whole life."

"You have your cat on a leash? That's pretty cool."

"You seem cool. Let's be friends."

"I've been told you break hearts."

"I'm so glad I met you!"

"Can you get that for me? I can't reach it."

"I'm so sorry!"

"I didn't mean to run into you!"

"This is all my fault! I feel terrible."

"Is there anything I can do to help you?"

"I love your hair."

"Wow, you're beautiful."

"Are you alright? That looked like it hurt."

"I'll be okay. Thanks for asking."

"You've got something in your hair."

"Dang it! This machine stole my money!" *kicks the machine*

"Oh, were you going to use this washing machine? I'll use the one next to it then."

"I've never met anyone like you before."

"Have you seen this cat/dog? They're missing."

"Help! I'm stuck!"

"Nice to meet you. What's your name?"

"Here's my number. Call me sometime."

"Hey good looking."

"Let me buy you a drink."

"Are you new to town? I've never seen you around before."

"Hi. I just moved here."

"Can you please give me directions?"

Possible  first  meeting  starter  prompts.  Send  me… (Send  🔁  +  any  emoji  to  reverse  the  outcome.)

“I feel like I know you.”

“I have to leave at midnight”

“Are you going to leave a shoe behind for me to find you?”

“I’ll take my mask off only if you can guess my name.”

“I know you, but you don’t know me.”

“I don’t think I know you.”

“Have we met before?”

“Your eyes are breathtakingly beautiful behind that mask!”

“Care to dance?”

“So I guess this is the wallflower section?”

“Punch?”

“I can’t dance.”

“You’re doing a lovely job.”

“Ow! You stepped on my foot.”

“Don’t step on my skirts”

“This corset is so tight.”

“You look handsome tonight.”

“You look beautiful tonight.”

“That’s a lovely dress.”

“That dress shows off all the right curves.”

“I never thought I’d see you in a tux.”

“You look great in a tux.”

“Her dress must have cost her thousands.”

“Some people go so overboard with these things.”

“Can I see who you are beneath the mask?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Stop looking at your feet and look at me.”

“I feel like I’m hobnobbing with royalty here.”

“I’ve never worn anything this fancy before.”

“Can you guess who I am?”

“You can take off my mask.”

“You have to promise not to be upset when I take off the mask.”

“These shoes are leaving blisters!”

“I feel like I’m in a fairy tale.”

Send me “ ☹ ”, and I’ll generate a number between 1-75 to see where/how my muse is injured. Send “ ☹ ⇋ ”, and it’s your character living the pain. The third option would be “ ☹ ☹ “ to have both wounded (in which case first generated number will be for my muse and second for yours).

Tw for possible blood and gore! Please be mindful of your partner’s possible triggers that might only apply to a couple of these.

content warning for themes of violence, gore, death,  horror and general dark themes as stated in title. obviously these can be used for any context but i figured i’d provide some content for spooky season. ♡

ANTAGONIST 

“  did you really think you could hide from me?  ”

“  no one is coming to save you.  ”

“  now,  i’m gonna have to kill you.  but i won’t let it hurt.  i promise you that much.  ”

“  what?  crying already?  ”

“  keep your goddamn mouth shut!  ”

“  oh,  don’t look at me like that.  surely you’re used to being hurt by now.  i always pick the damaged ones.  ”

“  damn—  you’re a really fucking fast runner you know that?  ”

“  it’s so cute that you think you’re going to survive.  ”

“  you can scream all you want.  no one will hear you.  ”

“  i’ve been planning this for so long.  ”

“  oh yes,  i remember now.  i had so much fun killing that one.  ”

“  i really wish you hadn’t said that...  ” 

“  well shit.  i didn’t want you to see this—  blood really isn’t my color.  ”

“  i’m warning you to walk away now.  forget you saw this.  ”

“  if i see you again,  i’ll take your eyes.  ”

“  don’t give up now,  i’m just getting started.  ”

“  i was hoping you’d put up a fight.  ”

“  stop squirming— it will hurt less.  ”

“  you’re not getting out of this.  ”

“  i’m afraid it has to be this way.  ”

“  it was always going to end like this.  just accept your fate.  ”

“  i really don’t like having to do this.  please don’t make it harder.  ”

“  just let go,  feel the life draining away. it’ll be peaceful.  ”

“  shh it’ll all be over soon.  ”

“  oh,  you’re going to be a fun one to take apart.  ”

[ INTIMIDATE ]  for one muse to use gentleness in a threatening manner  (  stroking their face or hair etc  ). 

[  CRUEL ]  for one muse to threaten the other by putting a hand around their throat without fully choking them. 

[ TRAPPED ]  for one muse to wake up bound to chair. 

[ GROUP ] for both our muses to wake up,  bound and about to be tortured. 

[ KNIFE ] for one muse to stab the other.

[ BULLET ] for one muse to shoot the other. 

[ CRACK ] for one muse to break the other’s bone  (  feel free to specify location  ). 

[ BRUISE ] for one muse to punch the other.  

[ CAUGHT ] for one muse to discover the other in the act of killing someone. 

[ LATE ] for one muse to discover the other after they just killed someone. 

[ QUIET ] for one muse to menacingly put a finger over their mouth to indicate the other to hush. 

[ WHISPER ] for one muse to put their finger over the others mouth while intimidating them.

TARGET/WITNESS

“  why are you doing this to me?  ”

“  what the fuck do you want from me?!  ”

“  i swear to god i’ll shoot!  ”

“  what the fuck is wrong with you?  ”

“  i’ll do whatever you want,  it doesn’t have to be like this.  ”

“  why are you like this?  what happened to you?  ”

“  please—  help me—  ”

“  i think i’m dying—  fuck i’m gonna die…  ”

“  i can’t keep running.  ”

“  please, stop—  ”  

“  go to hell you fucking bastard!  ”

“  i won’t cry for you.  ”

“  hurt me all you want,  i won’t let you break me.  ”

“  go fuck yourself.  ”

“  oh,  i don’t think you’re misunderstood.  i just think you’re a little bitch who only gets off when they’re hurting people.  ”

“  newsflash asshole,  we’re all fucked up.  you don’t see me going around killing anyone over it.  ”

“  what did you do? what the hell did you just do?  ”

“  you said you wouldn’t do this anymore.  ”

“  enough! just.  stop.  ”

“  okay,  you’re really starting to freak me out this isn’t funny anymore.  ”

“  just leave me alone! ” 

“  we have to keep running—  ”

“  get the fuck outta here,  it’s not safe!  ”

“  we can’t hide here forever.  ”

“  who’s after you?  ”

“  don’t leave me here!  ”

[ DEFEND ] for one muse to fight back against the other. 

[ LOGIC ] for one muse to try and reason with an antagonist. 

[ FLEE ] for one muse to witness the other do something violent and immediately run away. 

[ LIVE ] for one muse to be injured by an antagonist and barely survive. 

[ HELP ] for one muse to stumble upon the other after getting attacked. 

[ SURVIVE ] for one muse to have to leave the other behind to run from an antagonist. 

[ GRIEF ] for one muse to watch the other get hurt/killed. 

[ PURSUIT ] for one muse to chase the other. 

[ SURPRISE ] for one muse to grab the other from behind,  hand over their mouth but with the intent to help them hide. 

[ COLLIDE ] for one muse to run into the other’s arms after fleeing from an attacker. 

[ AID ] for one muse to find the other in shock,  hiding from something or someone. 

Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 27

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"This is just you projecting your own intimacy issues on everybody else!"

"Do be quiet for a minute and listen!"

"Sometimes when you know something, it's better to keep it to yourself."

"What are you trying to do? Cause more trouble?"

"Stop giving orders. On you, they sound so silly."

"Touchy, aren't you?"

"Do you have a plan, or are we just improvising here?"

"Are you going to talk me to death, buddy? Is that the plan?"

"You always have to push it, don't you?"

"For God sake! Could you be a human being for 30 seconds?"

"Are you forgetting you tried to kill me?"

"I'll let you know when I start having fun."

"You seem to have forgotten who's in charge here."

"I'm perfectly capable of making my own decisions!"

"If once is a mistake and twice is unfortunate, what does that make this?"

"In case you haven't noticed, we are having a little bit of a crisis here!"

"You're out of control!"

"I do understand. Don't talk to me like I'm a monkey."

"You don't have to be afraid that I'll break into pieces!"

"Do you have any idea how many people are trying to kill us right now?"

"You're going to have to learn to calm down!"

"I hate deceit!"

"I don't care about your views! What do you think this is? Question time?"

"Do you think I don't see through your pitiful subterfuge?"

"I'm not quite as stupid as I look."

"Now, I'm not a complaining sort of chap as a rule, but I must say that in the future, you might want to be a little more careful!"

"Damn your hypocrisy!"

"You dismiss me at your peril."

"I'm not speaking to you right now."

"You are such a brat!"

"This is a slippery slope. You have no idea how far down you can go, and you're not taking me with you."

"I know you think you're helping, but you're doing more harm than good."

“Just when I thought my life couldn’t get any more complicated.”

“You know that dream where you’ve gone back in time and you’re reliving the craziest moment of your entire life?—I’m living it.”

“Pick a number, any number. And I’ll show you your future self.”

“Why did [he/she/they] burst through the door like that if they weren’t going to tell me the truth?”

“Is it even worth showing up here again if nobody’s ever going to come and answer my questions?”

I can’t justify the crimes I committed, even though they saved lives.

“I wish I could tell you that everything went as planned, and no one got hurt, but that would be a lie.”

“[name] always said that I was his whole world, but if that was true, he wouldn’t have destroyed my life.”

“I didn’t want to have to hurt him, so I ran away.”

“Why do you think you’re here?”

“The choice is yours. What will you decide?”

“It was the worst feeling in the world…”

“Every story has a hero, but it’s not you.”

“I tried desperately to persuade [name], but they wouldn’t listen.”

“I just want a nice, easy life. What's wrong with that?”

"I'm sorry, I didn't know. He told me you were in the past"

“I'm not really surprised that you killed them."

"I want to be there when you get what's coming to you."

"You don't want to live in a society like this, yet you don't want to do anything about it!"

"Were you really spying on me?"

"I hope that what I've said hasn't hurt you too much."

"She's been missing since Friday and you're not worried?"

"You must be mad, coming here like this."

"If you leave now, you lose everything."

"You embarrassed me this evening."

"Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!"

"You did a bad thing for a good reason."

"How dare you look down your nose at me like that."

"[name] doesn't understand you like I do."

Curious Sentences, Vol. 4

(Sentences from various sources for muses that are curious about each other. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"What do you remember about your childhood?"

"So, you two are friends now?"

"Have you never wondered? Have you never tried to find out?"

"You can bury the past, but it can also bury you."

"What is it that makes you special?"

"Why do you stay?"

"What sort of trouble are you up to now, hm?"

"How long are you planning on staying with us?"

"Whatever do you do with all that money?"

"How many languages do you speak?"

"How long have you worked here?"

"So what goes on in here, huh? What are you hiding?"

"Have you thought about what you're going to do when you retire?"

"What about yourself pleases you the most?"

"Don't you like parties?"

"What do you dream about at night?"

"How would someone like her know someone like you?"

"What's the most pain you've ever felt in your life?"

"So, how do you like to spend your free time?"

"How did you know that?"

"What's the one thing you want out of your life?"

"What are you looking for now?"

"Do you have any regret for the things you've done?"

"What is your opinion of me anyhow?"

"Why did you lie about never having been here before when clearly you had?"

"Do you love me, I wonder?"

"Do you ever have any doubts?"

"So, have you got a boyfriend, or...?"

"Is it true you were in love with him for years?"