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My writing technique you ask? Well, it’s probably too advanced for you, but every 200 words I reward myself with a small piece of cheese and a little dance in my chair 💅🏻 😂

#fanfiction #writing #ao3 #motivation #it’s feta in case anyone is wondering

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I’ve always loved writing. As a kid I had three different stories being written in my head at any time. But I’ve never been confident enough to post any of my work. In fact, as an adult, I’ve deleted every story I’ve ever written before showing it to anyone, let alone posting it. I promised myself in January that this year I was going to change that. I just posted my first chapter on Ao3 and even if nobody ever reads it, I just want to remind myself of this moment and how proud I feel for doing something that scared me for so many years.

#fanfiction #writing #proud of myself

When I get drunk, I think about Rose Tyler. She was the Bad Wolf and the Doctor’s companion, but she was also just a girl, a girl in love with a boy who couldn’t keep her, a girl who wanted to be kept more than anything in the world.

#a third worse thing #sixteenth doctor #rose tyler #tenrose #doctor who #bad wolf

victusinveritas

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made my special interest be a book from 1897 that’s never had a faithful adaptation.

#dracula daily #dracula #bram stoker’s dracula #gothic literature #gothic #bram stoker

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Look, I know we’re supposed to say that every adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula is a disappointing, rewritten, sexist mess…

Because it’s TRUE!!! Oh my beautiful Mina, what have they done to you?!?!

#im crashing out #my shaylaaaa #Francis ford Coppola when I catch you outside #dracula #dracula daily #bram stoker’s dracula #gothic literature #bram stoker

americanundead

I saw someone praise Coppala's Dracula for "drawing out and enunciating the sexuality present in the original story" and I...??? You mean the sexuality between Mina and Jonathan "ride or die" Harker, right? Jonathan "may God judge me by my deserts and punish me with more bitter suffering than even this hour if by any act or will of mine anything ever come between us" Harker? Jonathan "to one thing I have made up my mind: if we find out that Mina must be a vampire in the end then she shall not go into that unknown and terrible land alone" Harker? That sexuality, right?

I finished Bram Stoker’s Dracula on Friday and today, Monday, I have a special interest, $800, and a dream.

To look like Mina Harker after her religious biscuit injury.

My plan is thus:

* Don my white nightgown because if I can’t be extra yet, I will be dramatic and comfortable

* Read Dracula again because no other books exist for me now

* Create a gothic playlist that I can read Dracula to

* Watch Dracula movies for fashion inspiration and crash out over them not being book accurate

* Spend all $800 on makeup, clothes, shoes, and jewelry, to achieve my gothic, romantic, Wilhelmina Harker dreams

* Think about how it’s not Dracula Daily season yet and weep

* Receive said items by post

* Despair over the unjust media depictions of my boys Jonathan “I love my wife” Harker and Renfield while my husband tries to fall asleep

* Dramatically drape myself around my apartment reading Dracula for a third time (now with fancy new clothes)

* In precisely one month, dye my hair black and get bangs

* Lurk around dark corners and pop out to tell my husband fun facts I have learned about Dracula

* Find recipes for paprika related dishes, make, and consume them (note: preferably by candlelight)

* Create a countdown for Dracula Daily in my phone and check it multiple times a day

* Profit????

#can you tell I also loved Eloise as a child #dracula #dracula daily #bram stoker’s dracula #first time read #gothic #dark aesthetic #dark romanticism #gothic literature #gothic fashion #mina harker #special interest #autism #plus size fashion

No one told me that reading Dracula would completely change my fashion standards.

If I can’t look like Wilhelmina Harker straddling the line between life and undeath, then what is the point of getting dressed at all??

#I will reemerge from my cocoon when my new clothes get here #dracula #dracula daily #bram stoker’s dracula #gothic #dark romanticism #fashion #gothic literature

grave-gift

new kind of guy just dropped

bunniculasbaby

Who is this ✨diva✨????

#dracula #bram stoker’s dracula #dracula daily

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There is nothing on this earth funnier to me than Jonathan coming back into the room after Dracula secretly and frantically did all the chores, only to find the vampire reading a book on train schedules with forced nonchalance. Nothing. On. This. Earth.

I laughed so hard tears came out.

#I imagine he picked up the closest book he could find #bram stoker’s dracula #dracula #dracula daily #jonathan harker #gothic literature #gothic

Four men standing around a coffin, the same question on all of their minds, and not one of them brave enough to ask:

“Is her corpse getting hotter?”

#Lucy really was that bitch #the it girl #i aspire to be her #deadly levels of hotness #can you imagine if one of them had asked though #dracula #dracula daily #bram stoker #bram stoker’s dracula #vampire #first time read #i’m obsessed #horror #gothic #gothic romance #lucy westenra

Van Helsing: She needs a blood transfusion immediately!!

*sees one of her suitors*

Van Helsing: oh my god it’s perfect, just what we need-

Me: oh cool, a universal donor, how did he know??

Van Helsing: the blood of a brave manly macho man!!!

Me:

#there’s only three short years between Dracula’s publication date and the discovery of blood types #three years between AB type and fuck if I know he climbed a mountain let’s stick his blood in her #dracula #first time read #van helsing #bram stoker #this is barely an exaggeration #dracula daily

Just lost final contact with TikTok.

Listen to Nearer My God To Thee violin by Nahla Hazem #np on #SoundCloud

#tiktok #goodbye #tiktokshutdown #gone too soon

Since we’re all gonna die, there’s one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I was neither shocked nor disturbed by Nosferatu. I don’t know if it was too hyped up as sexual and disturbing, but it felt more like a casual Tuesday night on Ao3. I’ve read more horrifying things written by teenagers in other countries than I experienced in this movie.

#nosferatu #confession #fanfiction #ao3 #i’m sorry #i’m just a girl

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Ao3 can’t go down days before Christmas.

What am I supposed to do, talk to my family???

#ao3 down #fanfiction #ao3 #fanfic #funny

Oh dear god.

I’m going to have to write my own fanfiction.

#ao3 down #send help #when will my husband return from the war #im not okay #taylor’s version #from the vault #sad girl summer version #recorded at long pond studios

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