Cool It, Cowboy

that was pointless, we shoulda just stayed strangers

and i'm not even living la vida loca

something is going to mean something soon

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rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you're from like 5 super well known american cities. imagine if like.. a polish person was like thats how we do it in kędzierzyn koźle

Hello! And Welcome to Taskmaster! Please welcome our five contestants! And next to me, a man who once told me in confidence that his wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor. It's little Alex Horne!