I’m Always Here

[SOLLUX CAPTOR]

tch..... youre good. but are you good enough to withstand my ultimate technique (gets a migraine faster and harder than anybody ever has)

Wearing 1 white and 1black sock to represent my dual nature and also represent how all my clothes are in a big pile right now and i haven't felt like sorting it

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

what if we tried programming computers correctly

it's just not possible

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably