Zazzed As Heck

The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.

Not to mention climate change starts at the poles so for Midwest zone to be hit is pretty bad.

Love, Simon is problematic because Simon really spent a crap ton of money to ride the ferris wheel multiple times when he could have just waited near the ride and save money to buy his boyfriend fair food.

Listen Simon is the exact definition of a disaster gay he doesn’t know what he’s doing

He just had to be dramatic

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

And please note that there are no specific pronouns. Consent is ALWAYS required from ALL individuals, regardless of gender, sex, relationship, et cetera.

Idc if this doesnt match my theme

Consent is so important to know about!!

I know I avoid any sexual content on this blog but this is insanely important.

This post is important and the pillow comment is funny

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

god i wish i was a tasteless straight person so the queer eye fab 5 would come hang out with me

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me