girls will sit here blogging when they need to leave in 3 minutes

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

guy at petsmart kept referring to his single dog with they/them pronouns and I have no idea if it was because he was picking up on queer vibes from us and trying to subtly advertise his solidarity or if he had a non-binary dog

I could be better but I'm considering becoming worse

i am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life but who also compulsively overshares at any given opportunity. hope that helps

back in my day we didn't have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget's approval

im literally living little treat to little treat

growing up bisexual, i know what it’s like to be rejected twice in a row. that’s why this pride i’ve partnered with marvel’s morbius

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

*zones out for an entire week*

*month, or even a year

fucking hate it when people ask what my hobbies are/what i do for fun idk dude i like standing in the river