where are the sexy sistas who want toβ¦
β¦and chill?
Some would say your expectations are too high. I say fuck em.
But I need an answer to the question though.
bruh scarce as fuck!! sometimes i see them at clubs like smalls but they ainβt never single. thereβs always a dude with his hands on those hips hahaha. itβs like they lock them down from college on hahaha.Β
this is where i usually cave in and go online. okcupid and shit like that cause there i can put this in a profile and only go out with chicks who know who got this on their ipod/iphone
but look like thisΒ or thisΒ or thisΒ or thisΒ or this.Β
AND LAWDHELPME IS SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS!!
if there is a higher power, he owes me this hahahaha!!! Β Β
but hereβs the kinda fucked up thing, when iβve gone on okcupid and put this shit on my profile, you know who usually answers excited as fuck? white women.
but you know what?!?!
iβll give becky a chance if she be rockingΒ kuru speak like child by jaco pastorius,Β legacy by gary burton, abrahamβs new gift by phronesis,Β behind the yashmak by esbjΓΆrn svensson trio,Β four: formation by david gilmoreΒ con alma by dizzy gillespie AND sonny rollins, 59 southΒ by robert glasper trio,Β flim by bad plus, sweet nasty by joshua redman,Β but beautiful by billie holiday,Β red clay by freddie hubbardΒ and shit. call meΒ βfake deepβ and race traitor all you want to. at least i wonβt be going home to someone who thinks drake is the height of musicianship. fuckouttahere hahahaha!!Β
iβll be getting into those white guts withΒ stolen moments by oliver nelson playing in the background!
#immaassole #butwithtaste
This made me laugh more than it should have.
Thank you for having a sense of humor.















