bloodsucking freak

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

it's thousand yard stare summer