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Chekhov wrote it before Camus

hi guys here is my death note oc

from today's entry:

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

hey anon

Maybe I was better off dead.

Beyond Valinor I have never seen or heard, save that of a surety there are the dark waters of the Outer Seas, that have no tides, and they are very cool and thin, that no boat can sail upon their bosom or fish swim within their depths, save the enchanted fish of Ulmo and his magic car.

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

The most sure sign that someone doesn’t know much about poetry is when they insist that poetry has to rhyme.

Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

This is true btw

I want to clarify something kind of important because this kinda used to be my field. The concept that people express and feel love in different ways, and that this might lead to misunderstandings, IS something with scientific merit. The idea that there are just five and we know what they are is NOT. The idea that people have a primary love language is NOT.

Danny phantom is trending on Twitter right now because KSI called him ben 10 oh my god my life is not real