Solar Turtle

nihilistgirlfriend :^)

mint-chloe-chip

Crying

Dear god

Can’t work on an empty stomach! *pumps stomach full of fluids so it can provide a firm surface for me to write on*

shia labeouf’s less orthodox cousin shiite labeouf

Quality post, pwnkakez! I especially like the surprising bit at the end where it turns out the person that the speaker is addressing is President Obama, considering the improbability that someone could enter the White House without the president or a staff member noticing it! I also find the lack of capitalization and punctuation very funny as it brings a humorous sense of levity to what would otherwise be a quite awkward situation!

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